Royal Wedding Commemorative CondomsWhat next?! A company called “Crown Jewels” have decided to try and capitalise on the upcoming royal wedding in England by launching a range of commemorative condoms.

According to their website these truly are ‘condoms of distinction’…

“Combining the strength of a Prince with the yielding sensitivity of a Princess-to-be, Crown Jewels condoms promise a royal union of pleasure. Truly a King amongst Condoms.”

Unfortunately, despite having the strength of a Prince, these condoms are completely useless on every level as, according to the manufacturers they are “a novelty condom not suitable for contraception or protection against STDs.”

Never fear…you do get a ‘collectible portrait’ of the Royal Couple…presumably to display by your bed?!

According to the Metro, the company sold 1000 units in its first day. My God.

Read the launch press release here.

(h/t @SimonPRepublic)